Present during Toosehn Year One.

Member of O’Schmoesie Family.

Was turned into a Touched by The Floating Touched and was part of The Touched. His remains were found washed up on the beach of Lake Arcania, with nobody coming forward with information about the cause of his undoing.

His corpse was treated with Geezer Mead and used as a Sex toy by some members of the community, which greatly angered the O’Schmoesie Family and resulted in their disassembling of the Lake Raft for its use in a Viking-style funeral for Schmitty.